Broham - yo sista and her tribe of beach bunny babes are sweeter than a massive bag of white gummy bears.
How did your pops land a major betty like yo momma? He probably was hangin' with the other beach bums when she passed by lookin' more grub than a box of fried Oreos.
Don't you hate it when you're about to go in and surf something gnarly and yo daddy is all "hey broseph, chill with surfing something gnarly today because it's Thanksgiving and I'm making my special pumpkin pie"?
Have you ever been sitting on the beach wishing you had something totally boss to stuff your face with while you wait for the perfect wave? No need to suffer broski, yo auntie has you covered with this epic red vines mix that will make you say cowabunga.
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